Love: Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while...

By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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Meshidaru_fml 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:15

Tell him it's for the other you.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:20

"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.

Comments

strangeite 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 15:36

Nothing wrong with having a therapist. If he stays away from you because of that he probably wasn't worth your time

lazy_girl 12

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:38

If I ruled the world, I'd make everyone attend mandatory therapy; it's really nice to sit and talk with someone who has a professional and objective point of view on all your life's problems :) I'd recommend it to anyone, too bad it's just so damn expensive!

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:59

I seriously don't get why you can have a crush on someone if you haven't even spoken to them before...

ouibijou 15

Wednesday 13 February 2013 3:46

Who cares?

sux4u121 10

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:16

61, a gynecologist card would have been far better than this, going to the gynecologist is a good thing that all healthy women do.

bwinski 19

Friday 15 February 2013 20:18

Perfect reference to another post!

Special_Psycho 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 20:28

Hey, maybe the guy was being nice to you. Nice guys do exist still; just ask my girlfriend! ^_^

The_Mr_Troll 14

Sunday 1 September 2013 7:28

Am I the only one who sees that as he was looking out for you and thought that card might be important? If he thought you were crazy I don't think he would've asked for your number...