Intimacy: Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 06:23 - United States

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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By Dave - 24/12/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML

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By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By lululee53 - 31/12/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML

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Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:09

So now a wooden reindeer has his wood in reindeer?

Fiskars02 2

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:05

lol pure win. id do the same thing

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:08

haha I think that's funny

Gumbercules1 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 20:07

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:10

so just...move em back. duh

FckYoCOUCH 6

Monday 16 May 2011 22:49

this doesn't meet a FYL standard.

Elijah69 0

Friday 27 January 2012 6:06

I see absolutely no problem in this. Somebody just did better work than you. Don't be sore just give the reigndeer some oral action next time.

konstantinos616 17

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:04

That man is now my hero.

jonnyboy1351 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:16

That guy is a genius. You gotta admit it's comical

homes7d 14

Friday 8 November 2013 22:05

The whole town

Sockmonkey12 10

Thursday 4 December 2014 14:25

Trust me, they made it better

cinamntoastsatn 10

Saturday 8 August 2015 13:09

That's hilarious. This is the kind of shit that keeps me on this app.

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