Miscellaneous: Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house...

By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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sarahalyssa_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

hockeyplayer82 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:59

I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass

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iceicebaby24 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

radatthis01, meant to say FAG to fake.:)

sarahalyssa_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

drakeforever 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:26

agreed(:

Beaker318 11

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

happens to me all the time..

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 18:23

Haha same>.

Beaker318 11

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

happens to me all the time..

DAN7IEL 2

Friday 13 August 2010 0:32

sounds like something my mom would do

theFMLwhore5 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:33

I think everyone has done this atleast once in their life..

hoho501 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:33

well that's dumb of u :p

samantha987 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:38

awww man bummer

Allaineyyy 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:41

Ydi for not checking thoroughly.

TNB_xACiDiC 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:42

that was soooo bad of a fail, it was almost a win -_- haha

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