Miscellaneous: Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the...

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

Not much of a Shakespeare, are ya?

TigerWoods101 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

umm... HOW big was the rock?!?

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mattelijah 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 7:47

for real. like that.

rawr_imma_cupcak 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 7:50

That's what cell phones are for.

Risket 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:15

rock vs glass.... you didn't think that one through for even a second, huh?

venom2421 10

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:46

did u get caught

Nicadeemis 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:48

smooth bro....

Threepeaoh 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:53

smashing plan my friend

luneth27 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:00

Disney gone wrong

wafflesgirl24 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:21

Awwwwwwwwwwww nice try (:

Ginny3407 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:08

At least you woke her up....

ximenita0731 0

Monday 9 May 2011 1:50

lmao, next time try to find a lighter rock.

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