Work: Today, I snarted at lunch...which basically is a sneeze, fart,...

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By who wants fudge? - 02/03/2017 21:58

Today, I snarted at lunch...which basically is a sneeze, fart, and poop at the same time. Fml

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Greycatsister 12

Monday 6 March 2017 9:30

I thought snarting was only the combination of sneezing and farting. If poop is added, I feel like it should be called a "snartpoop," "poosnart," or a "sneepoofart. You could also call it a sharteeze.

GhostFox 33

Monday 6 March 2017 18:36

Wouldn't that be more of a shnert?

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Greycatsister 12

Monday 6 March 2017 9:30

GhostFox 33

Monday 6 March 2017 18:36

Wouldn't that be more of a shnert?

JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 8 March 2017 12:55

Today, I learned of a term describing three embarrasing biological functions happening at once. FML

janedriver 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 12:10

I guess today the lives of anyone within smelling distance of you sucked too.

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