Intimacy: Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream...

By PandaMantis - 25/06/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

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evaki1 12

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:06

Omg! poor kid! Always watch out to whom you are sending a text!

liy223 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:12

yes exactly like jeopardy... your cousins genuine innocence makes me smile.

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taytoc 10

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:35

12 year olds are not so innocent... if u send them to public school there not very nice

djmacncheeze 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:10

thanks dude

puppy23 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:37

Double Jeopardy, that's twice as sexy!

calebobadiah 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:44

I'll take the Caucasian for $500

tylerwhitman 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:06

your 12 year old neice has a cell phone?

kyrintethron 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:07

FAIL!!

OnyxAssassin 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:14

your baddd

JohnGraveline 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:28

hahahaha that sucks!

cek31076 1

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:52

yikes

kacielikewhoa 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:38

Your romantic interest is your 12 year old niece?

bitchslapped22 14

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:06

What's up with all these recent failed-sext messages? Look who you're sending to first!

dhearn 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:23

why does a 12 year old have a cell?

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