Intimacy: Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me...

By Laloose - 26/12/2008 07:53 - France

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

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naku_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:38

thats disgusting. have some dignity woman, find a real man.

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"Telling" him? It seems a little strange to tell someone who dumped you to come back, rather than ask them. Nevertheless I guess that was a slap in the face if you are still in love with him.

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marigoldcobain 21

Friday 19 June 2015 11:38

everyone's flipping out about this, saying stuff like "women are not sexual objects" when she's the one who texted him, telling him to come back after almost half a year.