Kids: Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He...

By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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Monday 17 October 2016 3:02

New all natural floss! Get it now! Only $2.99 per container!

tmj25789 23

Monday 17 October 2016 3:05

Well the plus side is he got protein from the earthworm.

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HunkyMumbles 27

Tuesday 18 October 2016 22:42

He's getting closer though!

dukemisery 18

Wednesday 19 October 2016 8:29

Relax, it's just Wrigley chewing gum

ayenii 14

Tuesday 25 October 2016 2:34

The kind that tends to wiggle around your mouth. All in good fun.

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