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By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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Thursday 15 December 2016 11:07

That's the most pathetic excuse in the book. You're better off OP if he can't be more honest with you than that.

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Maybe he is back to visit family? dont judge too fast OP.

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Ask him how his new moose is.

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