Animals: Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to... - FML

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

Spider got some ACTION before it died.

FBIWarning 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

At least you killed it :)

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organized_chaos 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:01

oh.my.god. D':

planetearth 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:17

Even grosser - you apparently got your underwear off of the floor and wore them. Underwear on the floor = dirty underwear. Nasty.

starvingxartist 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:36

just be glad that you know the spider was there. because that mean's it's not still there. eek. o.o

increasethepeace 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:43

this seems like an FYL for the spider also. At least he got to hit that b4 he died

empire_fml 2

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:55

hahaha this happened to me. Only I sat in an ant pile without knowing it.

kbd013 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:56

check for bites cuz u culd jus b numb down there ya know. Wat a way to get over a phobia :)

Indiana_fml 4

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:06

Ewwwww! I would have totally freaked out!

Sweet_heart_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

LMAO that's soooo gross. but funny :)

rachel_anna 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:12

ew ew ew ew ew but hahaha

grocky 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:14

AHHHHHHH! I would faint if that happened to me.

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