Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny...

By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:15

thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach

eduardo2k 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:30

roach 1 - 0 you

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bacon720 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:28

haa karma

katie0317 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:45

this is why you shouldnt pee on things

xzc426 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:49

You deserved it, but that's the funniest shit ever. lolololol.

zalo_mein 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 11:25

A) household roaches don't jump B) Why would you go out of your way and piss on something living? Karma bitch C) Epic win for the roach

FYLnotMINE88 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 8:39

fail

grimeysly 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:49

OWNAGE!! roach FTW!!!

Omnigeek6 1

Monday 28 December 2009 3:04

YDI for trying to pee on a roach.

mtc4ever 0

Monday 28 December 2009 10:12

HAHAHAHA! omg, that's so funny

lolton 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:08

do NOT ever **** with a roach

manstie 1

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:38

Poor wall... it got splashed with blood and THEN urine? You are a bad person.

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