Intimacy: Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else...

By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Fmyspam 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

Well you made him happy!!

Amburito 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

You know you liked it OP.

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RawrGoesTheDino4 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:08

WIN

PeteElMalo 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:19

everybody knows only perverts wear free hugs shirts ... that's why nobody was hugging him ... ydi big time for being so naive

madhukar 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:22

you are just that hot :P

Goingunder817 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:40

Now you know how hot he thinks you are!

MzCherry29 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:06

lmfao!! apparently the others knew.

rawrriri 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:16

mmm yeah!

doumtabarnack 12

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:38

you shoul've crushed his balls...that would've been fun to watch!

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:39

I have a "Free Hugs" shirt :D haha but yes hugs must give that man boners

princess_patches 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:45

hahahaha that is hilarious!

EvilDave 13

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

Awkward boner FTW

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