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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:19

Let's just hope he's a vampire.

baseballbv 17

Friday 8 August 2014 18:21

Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

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ostfaiz 18

Friday 8 August 2014 18:30

quite a bloody affair Op!!

ckerane 16

Friday 8 August 2014 18:43

bloody deserved it

wassuploves 16

Friday 8 August 2014 19:23

it's a subtle bite... in order to bleed you probably had to bite pretty hard which is not that attractive..

brittanymaee 6

Friday 8 August 2014 19:44

Who the hell does. That

alex_622 22

Friday 8 August 2014 19:45

Guess you weren't a smooth operator that time, op

MisterGasMoney 16

Friday 8 August 2014 19:50

Try practicing the shy flirty look instead of the lip bite.

The_Toadster 6

Friday 8 August 2014 19:51

you were wayyyyy to excited.

TheTwerkCapt 11

Friday 8 August 2014 19:52

If I was him I would have ran up to you and said "Damn, am I that hot?"

_allisonn_ 5

Friday 8 August 2014 20:01

bloody hell! XD

ImRJ 7

Friday 8 August 2014 20:08

lol. I guess someone has to step up her flirting game

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