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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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Orangejuicebaby 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:00

Why would you even have armpit stubble in the first place? Are you that depressed...you forget to shave?

funnydayz 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 18:41

1. Time to move on 2. Get a life 3. That's kinda gross.

AJG2222 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:51

Dude you have issues

gambit021 2

Monday 28 November 2011 0:35

and that's because you fail at life

alfalfalaffa 17

Monday 28 November 2011 1:54

ewwww.

flamminbunny 2

Monday 28 November 2011 2:52

thats gross...why would u wana tell people u did that..

breakingdawn25 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:25

That's not even possible

jayer_hooo 0

Monday 28 November 2011 6:50

That is sick and wrong

tcxox 0

Monday 28 November 2011 7:11

Omg lol wtf

emilyemillyy 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:33

Is this FML pity for you or your ex...

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