Transportation: Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll... - FML

By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:49

Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:02

lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.

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jorge10928 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:26

******* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............HA!!

kwfruit 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:46

LOLOL !!!!

skiBOAT 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:13

Not gonna lie, I woulda laughed too...

wildmonkey 16

Sunday 17 February 2013 4:30

Stupid child safety lock......

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Sunday 7 July 2013 4:15

rain was coming? O.o

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