Miscellaneous: Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a...

By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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brandoneyez1 25

Monday 24 March 2014 17:36

How hard did you pull?

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AshleyBiersack 5

Tuesday 19 August 2014 15:12

Uh how did half of it end up in your hand if you were in public? Didn't you have pants on over the underwear? Or did you rip the pants too?!

kevinsagirl2323 8

Tuesday 14 November 2017 17:18

you are gross.

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