Miscellaneous: Today, I returned to my university residence following spring...

By CutePenguin - 17/03/2012 22:26 - Canada

Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

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Sunday 18 March 2012 2:06

Teleportation, that's my major too!

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.... At least you have proof of where you were

Comments

demonmonkey 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:27

When in doubt, deny everything

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:11

If you can't get a hold of him in 7 days then go over his head cause that's BS.

jujubunni5 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:43

Maybe your evil twin decided to show up

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:45

I think I know who wrote this. Just in case, my name is Dane

Rippin91 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:19

MommaSmurf 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:28

Maybe someone's playing a prank on you. If not, then that's just messed up. :/

nicoli7jj 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:44

Time to lawyer up..

PistolWhiper93 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:14

That REZ coordinator sounds like an motherf***ing b****! I think that he/she is trying to get u kicked out and that ain't right. u should do something about this, like talking to someone of higher authority an tell them what's going on.