Love: Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game... - FML

By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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Krirn 21

Tuesday 21 February 2012 12:04

You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 11:59

What video game is it?

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momo1972 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:14

You must be newlyweds

jameschis 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:46

Deffo skyrim !!!

ADHA15 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:53

Cant Wait Till Mass Effect 3 ;)

Ingredients 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:08

Yep.

godofswag 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:59

SIMS IS A HELL OF A GAME

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:29

Is this what happens when people get married?!? Girls give lots of sex while dating and then make u involuntarily celibate, while the cobwebs slowly form in your crotch after tying the knot?

kimmi41509 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:12

Those sims are horny people.

falcons10luv 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:33

Ok so try saying that u love her in real life then see if she lives u more than the video game...come on!!

Alelol 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:36

... Then I took an arrow to the knee?..Gosh those jokes are annoying...

Deantastic 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:39

What game ._.

Stoneyyay 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:44

lol did she mudflap ua? (female equivilant to teabagging)

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