Love: Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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I know you might thinking it's the way to go now, but suicide is never the right option.

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lol. that's creepy...but very funny. did he at least have a ring?

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arm1 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 18:16

GO FOR IT!!!!

Leefe 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:59

At the time of this comment. The "Your Life Sucks" were literally just one over 9000.

SweetnessMallory 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:31

mmmm your sugar daddy? 0__~ good luck with that.

insidejokeswithm 0

Friday 21 October 2011 0:40

Did you accept?

dhiran_singh 16

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:09

Since you have da suger don't forget da cream lol

chesoes 8

Friday 20 January 2012 7:49

LuckyxD

tennis06 7

Monday 23 January 2012 2:11

what'd ya say?

bjf10 22

Wednesday 22 August 2012 22:17

Woo!

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 6 August 2016 4:41

Perfect. Make sure you have the insurance ready.

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