Intimacy: Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would...

By IbetIgotAIDS - 12/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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Monday 12 September 2011 22:57

That blows!

Hockey_fan 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:00

Well that really sucks" That really "Dampened" your spirits That "blows" Well..we all seen it "Coming" ...I'm sorry

Comments

CSRozell 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:05

omg that's f-Ed up lmao

brdude 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:10

OP's name make this fmylife just better.

tattooedcowboy 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:14

Sloppy seconds eww

eln3mo13 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:16

I think I just puked in my mouth a little

Late_night83 25

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:18

******* nasty!

chrisrgrant 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:27

Oh shit, STD's!!!!!!

chicfuzzball 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:27

well it would be worse if u found little hairs on those "balloons"

rainydayz133 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:53

Once found a condom wrapper in our school yard, luckily I didn't touch it

NinaTatianna 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:57

what made you realize this all of the sudden?? did you buy a prostitute today?

piwikiwi93 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:58

I was so confused when I read it . . . Then the second time I read it I almost threw up. . . . . . Can you say **** by the way where might this place be?!?!