Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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Thursday 15 October 2009 13:31

gotta love irony

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:32

Hehe wow that sucks. Was it Norton?

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spicyfiregal 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:19

how ironic

Khfan12 13

Sunday 2 May 2010 5:34

FYL. That's actually kind of funny, but it sucks. D:

maddy23a 5

Friday 6 August 2010 5:38

Ironic ... good luck

zeta_pangolin 1

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:12

if you're using norton, ie or windoze, ydi

Scorch117 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:03

Too much cyber sex. Your immunity got AIDS.

Thenobodi 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 16:16

Fail xD

thehillhaseyes8 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:03

isnt that wat they all do???

ChristinaLove138 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:37

hahaha wow thats gotta suck! FYL

Rustler 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:18

Thats why u dont download random virus "protection" from the internets

SaraBOO716 0

Friday 6 May 2011 12:45

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