Intimacy: Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments...

By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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Thursday 22 December 2011 11:56

Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?

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Logic, **** logic.

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Tgo19053 15

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:30

That poor, poor man

shotgunman89 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:36

wow... you are a terrible person OP. you may as well leave your husband so he can find someone normal.

A_Little_Girl77 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:41

Lmao.. Move beds.. No point in arguing.. Smh

Lythargic 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:48

I think if you sucked his dick more he wouldnt care where you slept as long as he gets to shoot a load all over you.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 22 December 2011 18:08

stop causing the arguments & just switch the beds out.

kodinbug 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 18:28

Seems logical. Very logical.

xrudeboyrock 29

Thursday 22 December 2011 18:50

That's just bitchy and manipulative. Switch the mattresses or just sleep there if you want, but don't make your poor husband miserable.

summinay 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 19:02

Sounds pretty stupid/immature. Just TELL him the spare bed is better and switch them. Easy solution.

33whitten 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 19:21

Bitch wife level 100

zenrael 21

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:08

Severe communication error. Good luck with that marriage.

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