Love: Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him.... - FML

By Emily J. - 18/06/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

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Astroman129 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:18

Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?

usafsamy27 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:15

sad face.

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MellyLuck1484 7

Monday 11 June 2012 11:53

go to walmart, buy walkie-talkies, and use them instead. It's like 40bajillion times more fun. Plus it'll add a cool dimension to your relationship that will be hard for him to ever imagine with anyone else.

lozzaaa96 13

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:08

I think just about every girl wishes her boyfriend lived next door to her! Take advantage of it and go see him

dragondude123 8

Sunday 17 March 2013 12:21

ok well if u think about it if u see eachother too much it might actually hurt ur relationship

WhatsHerName435 8

Friday 11 October 2013 9:31

Wow

mxij 13

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:15

A shame that society has come to that

KrazyKatz333 15

Monday 15 August 2016 11:39

I hope that's cuz you text a lot...

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