Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond...

By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

no I don't. yes I do

LolliDolly 19

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:52

Wait...this isn't normal?

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Risket 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:13

who usually wins?

Threepeaoh 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:50

Get out! (turns around) No! (turns back around) Fine!

Brendan3693 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:21

Arguing I get. Responding is a no

Steve95401 49

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:46

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I.

IscoreOnU 19

Sunday 8 May 2011 11:17

Talking to yourself is ok. But when you start arguing with yourself then you know you have a problem.

Alanber92 5

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:18

Well this may be a way to help with stress. If this is the case then it's no problem, better to express yourself in words than in actions,

vanquish83 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:33

Just dont do it in public. =)

annagurl7854 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 22:10

thats not wierd at all

funnest123 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:46

that is how i make decisions

johnnie254 7

Monday 9 May 2011 9:03

split personality, much?

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