By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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sbarre1 0

Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.

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antonioohama 0

Why'd you let yourself get so fat in the first place?!

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vaughnb21 0

I got a solution for you, OP. Lose some damn weight.

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friskywisky 0

the question is how did it get there?did u roll around a desk or did u lift up your shirt and it just popped out of ur rolls?

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poeticvibez07 0

there was a doctor on tv who said he went to do surgery on a really obese man and in his roll was a old sandwich!!!! tell your friend he's a step away from hiding sandwiches

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terriibabiiix23 0

duude, wtf are 'fat rolls' ?

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DynamicDave 11

I'm actually almost to that point myself. I joined the YMCA and I'm going to start working out religiously because I'm tired of being fat. Instead of complaining on FML, why don't you try it too? It's not too expensive and you really feel great when you're done with a workout.

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