Health: Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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Sunday 28 September 2014 13:08

That must have been an atomic wedgie.

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Sunday 28 September 2014 13:12

Butt scratchaaa, get your butt scratcha!

Comments

captainsmegma 12

Monday 29 September 2014 4:59

Do you also throw your back out while pumping Polly til he's jolly?

HarleyQuinn9532 7

Monday 29 September 2014 19:19

Lmfao

seldom66 16

Sunday 5 October 2014 10:06

You're lying. You have no muscles in your hands.

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