Love: Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss... - FML

By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML

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birds_fml 7

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

BurpusMe 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:05

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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DSuarez94 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:26

threesome!

JokerXero 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:32

See if you can get a 3 some going donw :)

JesusKings 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:33

Whats wrong with that?

good_life35 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:43

hahaha, i love how everyone thinks this is a good thing.

cocky 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:48

FYL?! Bull shit! Get in on that!!!

MooTaters 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:52

...you sure that she's not bi?...I mean it doesn't mean she's a lesbian automatically and don't be surprised with all the comments...what do you expect from the internet.

asmadasrabbits 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:55

maybe she had the guy in her phone with a female name, so you wouldn't suspect.

You_got_it_bad 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:59

Then ask your wife wht that is. You don't know if she's a lesbian. But u should also talk to the coworker.

Ozmat 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:09

Ok that's just strange.

luyuqian 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:34

Ross again? ...hope u find ur Rachel soon... and, do not read others messages, you will always find out something you do not want to find out...

mushoo_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:51

Aw, you beat me to the FRIENDS references :/

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