Transportation: Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow...

By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:17

A tow truck towing another tow truck? Towception

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:15

ironic, isnt it?

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S4ndsurph3r 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:18

win. i wanna see that happen

Ocelotstar1995 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:27

I saw an MLIA a few days ago saying "Today I saw a tow truck pulling a tow truck. MLIA"

Angelpower44 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:10

Good Ol' Irony at work :D

jmcr 27

Tuesday 28 August 2012 16:43

Oh the irony lol

mod3rator 2

Sunday 25 November 2012 18:42

Towtally ironic

Oxidation 5

Friday 28 June 2013 6:57

It's like the whole concept of, "Does the mailman have a mailman? But then does that mailman have a mailman," it's a never ending chain.

alleybean123 7

Monday 11 November 2013 23:37

Oh the irony!

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