Miscellaneous: Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt....

By yum yogurt - 30/10/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 23:48

definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!

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wheel4deal 5

Monday 31 October 2011 3:43

I'm happy I'm not re only one who's done that!

JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:49

Gogurt is out to get you!

irimalovecheer98 5

Monday 31 October 2011 3:51

I'm guessing there's more to tht story

DaMan25 4

Monday 31 October 2011 3:51

Haha u guys are so dumb. :)

rmbroad 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:53

What does op mean

epiikgangster11 2

Monday 31 October 2011 3:56

Lol. Made my day.

mirandom24 10

Monday 31 October 2011 4:00

Slurp til it's flat...then your hand slips and it looks like you got into a bar fight

magikarpman 0

Monday 31 October 2011 4:00

Happens to the best of us, bro

Demonessa 0

Monday 31 October 2011 4:03

I do that every time i try to eat one, but they taste so good. its like zombie-chocolate-bacon awesome.

saggybutthole 0

Monday 31 October 2011 4:07

That always happens to me tooo.

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