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queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Cool your boots

AmberKCole - - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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Noooooooo!

please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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What's going on?

sexychica - - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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Road rage gone feral

16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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Denial

Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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Thanks dude!

Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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amileah13 26

Monday 20 April 2015 10:21

Okay.... What's the point of flipping them off if they can't see you? Just saying

timb1234 13

Monday 20 April 2015 10:10

Dont worry he just saw a bird

greeneyedx 23

Monday 20 April 2015 12:58

What's the point? How's this an FML? How did this even get posted?

Ihavegas 22

Monday 20 April 2015 13:06

we got a badass over here!

Aspirax 13

Monday 20 April 2015 13:42

If that's how you behave then you have some maturing to do.

Cope_angel 7

Monday 20 April 2015 13:57

Lol I'd do more than flip my ex off.

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 20 April 2015 14:24

Why is this an FML? I must be missing something.

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 20 April 2015 14:27

I get it now! People. Read the FML again. Her ex saw her flip him off. She is used to driving her car that has tinted windows. but she was actually driving her mom's car that doesn't have tinted windows!

ekim300 26

Monday 20 April 2015 16:03

It really isn't that complicated.. I don't think its even necessary to explain the FML.

mergeterge 24

Monday 20 April 2015 17:42

lol It was for me... It's pretty poorly written. :/

Villy23 12

Monday 20 April 2015 21:19

Lacking reading comprehension skills does not mean the FML was poorly written.

eatmor2 9

Monday 20 April 2015 14:31

Uhh guys... She was driving her MOM's car. Her own car is the tinted one.

captaincarlz 17

Monday 20 April 2015 15:20

I think a lot of people don't realize that the windows in HER car were so tinted you couldn't see through them, but she wasn't driving her car. She was driving her mom's car so the windows weren't tinted.

Manic1 13

Monday 20 April 2015 15:39

So your ex saw you flipping him off, so what? If he gets that kind of reaction out of you then there is a reason for it. Why hide?

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Monday 20 April 2015 16:17

Am I the only one reading that she thought she had tinted windows so she flipped him off, but then realized she was in her mothers car without tinted windows?