Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK....

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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wow...best FML ever

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okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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themilkycow 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:17

man, if only your dick was as big as that

Sparkiee93 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 8:04

OH GOD IT'S TRUE. IS THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP THIS MADNESS?

MacG 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 11:53

hahahahahahah you tried to be funny but failed, but not really.. because now everybody is laughing at you^^ hahahaa

jmrjmr 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:28

press shift and it will be normal

naaaaaaaaagz 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:29

Holding the shift key does not help if he has a Mac. Having Caps Lock on and holding shift will still type in all caps.

Ihatecupcakes17 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:58

You can not edit the todAy part on an fml. This is fake and ******* stupid

Medosopher 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:18

A WHILE BACK, IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO. IT'S FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.

violetsweety 26

Friday 25 March 2011 3:30

IKR!! THIS PROBLEM NEVER GOES AWAY!! JUST LIVE WITH IT!

yankee805 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:33

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

loulou616 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:46

that's awesome lol

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