Miscellaneous: Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly...

By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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Today, I was boiling pasta and tasting it every now and then too see if it was done. As an afterthought, I threw in some lentil pasta as well. Only after tasting a few more times did I notice the maggots that were now slowly rising in the boiling water. I didn't expect that much protein in those lentils. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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fuckfuckityfuck 16

Wednesday 6 January 2016 12:34

at least you found the roach at that moment instead of when you were eating it.

VikingLynne 18

Wednesday 6 January 2016 12:27

free proteins!

Comments

TAntobella 14

Wednesday 6 January 2016 15:16

Poor roach, FHL...

alex_gen 39

Wednesday 6 January 2016 15:43

Well, the worst part about this is: where there's one, there's more! Roaches never come alone.

madscientist_17 15

Wednesday 6 January 2016 15:43

Eh. I'd still eat the noodles.

_whyme_o 12

Wednesday 6 January 2016 16:15

At least the ****** is now dead

NYGiants1925 22

Wednesday 6 January 2016 18:36

How did you not notice when you filled the pot with water?

samlovesham1234 9

Wednesday 6 January 2016 20:05

EEEEWWWW!!!! >.

amsterdamgirl 20

Wednesday 6 January 2016 20:18

blech

riyaap13 17

Wednesday 6 January 2016 21:38

cringe

Firestar268 25

Wednesday 6 January 2016 21:39

Bear gyrlls will be proud

unknown87810 3

Wednesday 6 January 2016 22:06

At least it was dead

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