Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a...

By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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crazymase 9

Friday 16 September 2011 16:04

Bacon is great you should try it

chomoma 0

Friday 16 September 2011 16:05

It's a sign for you to switch over

Comments

ambowew 7

Friday 16 September 2011 16:08

You bloody pig, that's disgusting!

EvilDave 13

Friday 16 September 2011 16:10

Quit whining. You want to live and eat like a prey, you should smell like prey too.

OreoKami 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:46

sherryl_fml 0

Friday 16 September 2011 16:11

PIG!

krustacea 1

Friday 16 September 2011 16:13

YUM!!! put it on some biscuits and you are set!!!!

kewlaidman10 15

Friday 16 September 2011 16:14

Bacon is boss

ikickgingers 15

Friday 16 September 2011 16:32

I would lick You. If you tasted like beer too... Hell yes!!!! Bring it on!!

ikickgingers 15

Friday 16 September 2011 17:02

Wtf not you. Op. **** I am getting a droid wtf!!

2low2tow 3

Friday 16 September 2011 16:22

Every vegetarian should smell like bacon

picklemonger 13

Friday 16 September 2011 16:25

That's your subconscious telling you to rethink your position I'm meat by putting delicious bacon in your thoughts.

xxlivingcorpsexx 16

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:35

So you're meat?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:17

94 Technically it could control the perception of smell, because what are our senses really but just what we perceive them to be?

leannecloveryau 11

Friday 16 September 2011 16:31

HAHAHAHAHAH seriously. That fails!

leannecloveryau 11

Friday 16 September 2011 16:32

I totally agree.

ReptarSwag 4

Friday 16 September 2011 16:33

This FML is stupid

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