Intimacy: Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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You pointed out your tiny penis to your girlfriend ... Who may have once been a dude... Ydi

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noisebox 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:01

Now tell her your a back door man...

GrAmCrAcKeRzz 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:00

Why the **** would you post that on here...

angryyute 4

Friday 12 October 2012 0:12

LMFAO!!!

Sharkitaxrscary 12

Friday 12 October 2012 3:41

Things could be worse.. She could have manly feet and you could have an uncircumcised tiny penis... be positive!

freshx_fml 6

Saturday 20 October 2012 0:43

It's all over ::clap, clap, clap-clap-clap::

coolsunshinebear 14

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:33

Date a girl with small hands lol jk

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