Health: Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster,...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML

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Sirmrcrowley 12

Tuesday 8 April 2014 4:52

Bet you've had your finger in a fan or two as well!!?

jessicabelle_fml 4

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:04

What a dumb thing to do!!! what did you think out wad a message from the toast gods?

wvcheesehead 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:14

Darwin is right.

sanecatlady 13

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:45

While you're at it jam a fork in there, too.

pratikp03 22

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:57

Looky but no tochy lol

ArmyDoc 11

Tuesday 8 April 2014 6:13

This is why products have what one would believe such obvious warning labels. "caution, in case you're slightly retarded, hot surfaces are hot"

falconjade 19

Tuesday 8 April 2014 6:49

#47, I'm pretty sure "girl" is definitely not spelt "toaster"

pikapikalove 5

Tuesday 8 April 2014 7:13

Oh, the irony...

JustASmallTownBo_fml 7

Tuesday 8 April 2014 7:51

#68 maybe #47 meant "this girl is on toaster"

falconjade 19

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:16

#71, Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure "fire" is not spelt "toaster" either

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