Miscellaneous: Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 13:23 - Australia

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:17

YDI for not proofreading.

xEmGai 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:18

It does.

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serpicosghost 0

Friday 21 August 2009 17:22

how is this an FML??? anal does rock!!!

spoo 24

Friday 21 August 2009 19:02

at least you will make your BF happy

Sipos 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:42

WIN!

slightlyfuched 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:18

How could you not notice it in all that time?

marissa752 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:57

Lol, Canal rocks still made me laugh. i must have a dirty mind. :P hahaha

Paige_Nicole10 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:10

now this just doesnt sound real

rubenrox 1

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:11

Trust me they'll respect you even more now

ilytoria 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:59

LMFAO.

Phobic_fml 14

Sunday 23 August 2009 7:15

probably fake, but funny anyway. :)

AnimalPorn 0

Monday 24 August 2009 10:22

Anal is pretty gross..

kriskonghb 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:25

YDI for being too dumb to notice that on such a small thing to look over

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