Miscellaneous: Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor....

By Anonymous - 25/08/2016 00:36 - United States - Westerville

Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML

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By jjkk - 23/01/2021 05:02

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Saturday 17 September 2016 13:10

Glad to hear that despite the inconvenience, you got some rest.

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Saturday 17 September 2016 13:20

So did you wake up with hard wood? Or a stiff back? *Ba-dumm tiss*

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polsen4273 8

Sunday 18 September 2016 2:03

Haha, I always sleep on the floor when my back hurts. Mattresses suck

charleslaatz 7

Monday 19 September 2016 2:48

we all know that sometimes the floor is really comfy to sleep on.

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