Transportation: Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school,...

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

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romkuglen 1

Friday 9 September 2011 2:38

Haha lol :)

alliecat1876 2

Friday 9 September 2011 2:47

Oooo I c....u were tryna get a bigger 'junk'

LiveLolLuv 0

Friday 9 September 2011 2:52

Hahahahahahahhahahaha :)

basketballpro219 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:15

Shes a tool. Tell her she needs a tool belt because thats her type.

djmixon 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:17

Awesome... wish I had thought of this when the kids were in school...

Azucar2011 6

Friday 9 September 2011 4:52

if i where you id would of told her "i hope your laughin when your in a retirement home" then just go to my room with a smirk on mi face.

mamapleaz 0

Friday 9 September 2011 5:17

LMFAO

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Friday 9 September 2011 5:25

ahahahaha that's hilarious but definitely FYL because my mom would never do that to me

DrFuzzyNuts 0

Friday 9 September 2011 5:36

I would have kicked a dent in the side of the car even if it was a Bentley. your parents are messed up

missbadluk 0

Friday 9 September 2011 5:38

wow lovely parent you have there.. :-/

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