Love and Dating: Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee....

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:05

Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?

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Saturday 6 February 2016 15:01

erm....at least he didn't waste your time? still sucks though.

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