Miscellaneous: Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were...

By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By grounded - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phones at the table rule" and took my phone away until I could learn "proper table manners." FML

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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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emophowitz 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:27

CREEPY.

FPsLife 5

Monday 28 September 2009 12:30

That's when you also excuse yourself and head to the bathroom or something.

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rukusrazor 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:52

Pedobear Approves

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:05

lmfao

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:07

Happy sacks! LMFAO! The next FML maxim!

nuttinick 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:47

time 4 a new *older* boyfriend. lol.

LeahC_fml 4

Monday 28 September 2009 21:59

lmao

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 28 September 2009 22:35

That's because your "bofriend" was playing footsie with you while your "boyfriend" went to the restroom. :P

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 28 September 2009 23:08

Did you win???????

dinoliz 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:31

his music: bow-chica-bow-wow your music: jaws theme

Daaniellee1234 8

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:08

Well that must not have been akward at all.

ILoveJace01 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:29

Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!!!! Wtf!!!!! Hilarious.

fmylifegirl 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:30

this is hilarious!!!!!

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