Miscellaneous: Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly.... - FML

By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:20

Unlucky OP, but quite creative on his part.

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:20

Seducingly? I think you mean seductively. And you totally deserved it.

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Idkreckless 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 21:39

crying bc that guy >>>

AmusedButton 7

Saturday 5 July 2014 14:39

so much win many epics wow

nandybear 19

Monday 17 November 2014 13:21

I believe the word you were looking for is seductively. Seducingly isn't a real word. Maybe that's why he didn't go home with you.

msdtreadwell 15

Monday 29 December 2014 11:50

lol you clearly didn't hit it off as well as you thought

lilithfury 23

Tuesday 15 March 2016 23:12

I guess a one night stand with a total stranger while drunk, just wasn't in the cards for you that night.

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