Money: Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:38 - United States

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

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Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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BloodWiper 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:26

Was the camera guy following you?

sarbear293 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:31

If those things do what they say they do that doesn't sound like a problem to me!

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burnsie22 5

Monday 3 September 2012 5:10

But yet u have an iPhone/iPod

tiger8255 13

Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:26

You can afford an iPhone/computer but not a towel?

layonnaroby 12

Friday 27 May 2016 18:04

Why don't you already have towels?

DylanHamer13 4

Tuesday 9 August 2016 2:16

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