Miscellaneous: Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old,... - FML

By Anonyme - 19/09/2010 04:44 - Algeria

Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to scream what is written on all the road signs at him, and tell him to which way to turn… so he can point the car in that general direction and hope for the best. FML

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aruden 25

Monday 6 June 2016 18:18

On a mission? well it's not a Mission Impossible with you helping

TymeToTry_fml 11

Monday 6 June 2016 20:06

it got lost on the way. :-)

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georgef27 10

Wednesday 8 June 2016 5:54

thats not cool with the trafic in africa my driver keeps on over taking cars into on coming trafic and swings back seconds before death in kenya

NerdGirl321 27

Wednesday 8 June 2016 13:07

You're on a mission in Africa? Are you actually helping the people there? Or are you giving them short term solutions that they can't rely on?

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 13 June 2016 18:16

Secret Agent Tip #1 - never tell the whole internet when you are on a mission.

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