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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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CallMeBloo 31

Sunday 15 July 2012 21:25

You deserve it for being dumb and oblivious. Seriously, if it's your "favorite" song on your "favorite" CD, wouldn't you know it anyway without having to scan? Dumbass.