Intimacy: Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead...

By danam - 05/07/2011 02:38 - Canada

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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CRrawsum 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:35

Join him!

Livinia 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:36

We all know you got out the popcorn and sat and watched.

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mintcar 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:26

What's the problem? He sounds awesome.

lisha88 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:31

was he fat?

geekpowerwtf 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:36

" The party is in My head "

CassidyxP 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:37

free show! :D

nateiztite 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:38

now that's a party:D

poobla 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:39

did u see his dick?

honeypixi01 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:41

Acid is bad kids.

jp941 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:46

dude you should of joined him sounds more fun then watching a sunset

FreshPairOfNikes 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:59

RileyL29 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:23

Silence of the Lambs: 2011.

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