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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

Oh, the irony.

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Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

Call a locksmith? FYL

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stewie13_666 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:26

That's a contradiction

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:32

Oh?

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:47

Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor can help!

Clodinus 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:53

How does that happen?

The_Troller 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:57

How about you GTFO? And I don't recommend dissing the FML staff like that.

aliadawn 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:15

Don't really believe this fml.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:19

Call a locksmith!

Sargasm 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:26

Dear Alanis Morissette, Isn't THIS ironic, don't you think? Sincerely, Sargasm

t_hebrock 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:30

that has to suck.

leadman1989 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:33

Who you gonna call?... another lock smith

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 31 October 2011 12:10

Ghost Busters!

AMAZINashleigh 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:35

Good work.

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