Work: Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith....

By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

Oh, the irony.

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Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

Call a locksmith? FYL

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simonepedretti 7

Monday 4 June 2012 7:27

HAHAHAHAHA irony!

CasseyWasntHere 10

Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:11

this is beautiful

DongPiece47 13

Friday 4 July 2014 2:39

At least you can get back in right?

Mortoli 30

Friday 31 October 2014 1:40

This should be on an epic fail poster lol.

Julortiz 15

Tuesday 5 May 2015 23:15

The irony. Who did you call, another locksmith?

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