Miscellaneous: Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room.... - FML

By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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24788 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:43

What's so bad about that? You were drunk and free. That's a win.

jair_lhao 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:32

idiot i would have laugh at you and taken pictures to laugh at you later in life

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kimstirk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 14:12

haha, sounds similar to what Russell brand did. nice one.

brissychick90 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 1:45

lol @14 I agree what rugby team do you play for? or is this Nate Myles ??

jes23 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:32

ur ******* crazy ur such a dumb louser man get a life that is just sad

BLAARGH 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:00

PICTURES OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

ricodino07 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:01

idiot

syd7575 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:40

g or b?? haha

toshmahal1 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 22:27

that happened to someone while i was in New Orleans. we all laughed and made fun of him!

NellyFC35 19

Saturday 2 February 2013 15:45

eeee....stanky body!

rochellecliffe 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:28

Way to party :D

NickThunder 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:49

Don't get drunk next time bub

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