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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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TheWestPole 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:27

trust me, paintballs to the nuts hurt 100x worse

gymnstemily92 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:31

Ouch

tyler2thextream 3

Friday 2 September 2011 0:01

I got sprayed by an airsoft gun too, it bearly missed my nuts thank god!

poundsbieber 0

Friday 2 September 2011 0:16

Niccceee!

kissnjones 8

Friday 2 September 2011 0:44

So did u get out of bed then

barcjean 9

Friday 2 September 2011 1:32

I'm so sorry, but that is hilarious! Lol

kirkg21 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:38

She has good aim!

ChelseaGrin27 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:50

Better than paintball

iyazwoodfle 4

Friday 2 September 2011 2:20

Man, I'd rather get grounded

CheckMyProfile 17

Friday 2 September 2011 2:27

your mom is hilarious, haha

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