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By yggiz - 29/08/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

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Sunday 29 August 2010 11:55

oh shit ouch ):

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Sunday 29 August 2010 11:57

so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p

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Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:14

At least ur not a guy

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Thursday 24 April 2014 3:42

Ouch!!!!

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